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Episode #13: Weedwacker wackoff, birthday ass, dirty dildo candles, and kinky news.
The adventures of Adam and Matty continue as Matty has a fight with both a weedeater and a 6 inch stud and looses. Matty also turned one year older this past weekend, and of course, drama ran rampant as usual. How many guys do you know who get ass for their birthday??

Matty also started a new job this week and Adam has more adventures at his new part time job. Which of these candles will fit in my ass??

The news this week is full of kinkiness as a CNN anchor get's busted cruising in Central Park and a woman kills her husband in a bondage fantasy gone awry. Or did it?

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Episode #12: Hot creamy mexican, don't you dare tax my double cheeseburger, smell my chair, good luck baby toss, and double "D" Obama.
We had a pretty uneventful week this week. But Adam does discuss the creamy light skinned hispanic guy from Mexico City that he works with at Pier One. He'd like to tap that mexican ass.

In the news, there is discussion of a "sin" tax on fast food in New Jersey. Matty may fall over dead if that ever happens in the wonderful state of Texas. A politician in Australia smells a womans chair after she gets up for that smell of twat. Doesn't that come in a room spray??

There is a story about religious fanatics in India who throw their babies off of a temple 50 feet to a sheet below for good luck. No wonder they all work for Dell reading off of scripts. And we discuss a reverend in Manhattan who hates Obama.

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Episode #11: Wank Your Way to Good Health, Can I get an Amen and another round for the fellas, Forklift needed for Sex Slave, Dear Jesus can I have cheaper gas, and adolescent city council.
Adam discusses his new part time job other than the escort business that flopped. Matty discusses his new job as well and the drama surrounding his current position. Bitterness flows like vodka in the Adam and Matty studios.

Adam goes over funny news stories from the week including a way for men to avoid certain cancers, curious church services, overweight corpses, and triplet porn stars. Matty has another ignance list filled with sheer stupidity.

Lastly, we listen to a clip of a recent city Council meeting in detroit that goes a bit ghetto and a lot adolescent. Listen in and listen to what your tax dollars may be paying for.

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Episode 10, 4/21/2008: Take Deux, take one cap of bleach and call me in the morning, it's a fat ass world, and it's sheer ingnance.
Hey everyone. It's our second attempt at episode 10. We recorded orginally on Saturday, but the audio was unbearable due to my shitty ass Vista operating system and McAffee. I found out McAffee scans continually unless you turn the shit off. I THINK I've gotten it fixed. Hope so. If we aren't funny in this episode, then just think of how HILLARIOUS we were on Saturday.

I go over some funny stories from the news this week including the high level of sex education in Florida, the anorexia delima in France, and of course the fat asses at Disney.

Matty thinks just about everything in life is ignant, so join in as he starts his list of ignance from the week. I'm sure you will all be enlightened.

Last, but not least, a show just wouldn't be a show without some stupid bitch squeeling like a pig as she is tazed by a hot cop. Is this an abuse of power or did she get what she had coming?

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Episode 9, 4/14/2008: How does white trash install a satelite, What does a man have to do to get a penis sucker, and porn for the blind (only moaners need apply).
Ok ok...it's not usually funny when someone dies. But when you hear this story, you will not be able to help yourself. Whatever happened to using a drill to make a hole in the wall?? What do you think a white trash man will use to do the same task?

We discuss our hunt for the illusive penis lollipop, or as we say in the south, "sucker." We also reveal the winner to our very first show contest. Tune in to find out.

Were you ever told that you would go blind if you masterbate too much? Well, don't you worry. If you do go blind, there is a porn website for you. You won't even have to skip a j/o session. Log on to pornfortheblind.org. :)

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