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Episode #25: Anniversaries are for fuckups, They call him grace, we're Sorry Sir, you're over your 4 count maximum of wives, Seal Penis Soufle, Best-Of the Bitches, and Surprise Surprise.
Adam and Matty start the show with more fuckups. You'd think the 25th Anniversary show would be a smash. But instead, Matty spills a drink all over the table and nearly ruins the equipment, ending the show for eternity. Adam shows his bitchy side as he almost loses control. Careful bois, he does have a dark side. Luckily the cum towel on hand saved the day.
In the News, a man is charged with having 6 wives, which is two more than is allowed by religious law. Jesus, and I thought Matty was enough. You'd think the extra wives would be punishment enough. Poor man. Restaurants in China were banned from serving dog during the summer Olympic Games, but were evidentally NOT banned from serving seal penis. I hear it's better than the soup of the day.
Lastly, Adam plays best-of clips from both himself and Matty. Evidentally Matty cracks himself up. We're sorry you have to put up with the dull humor of Adam. He will be assigned to producer duties from now on with no spoken parts. Adam also reveals a surprise VERY fitting for the 25th episode. There are pictures on the website. Register now and have a look!!
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Episode 24: The Sex-Files, Put your mouth on it, the Jesus's are coming, Aliens are out There, A side of flaming diahrea, Fish of the Day, and Fast Food 911.
Adam talks about his trip to the new X-Files movie, BY HIMSELF. He also goes over his trip to Washington. Matty talks about his experience at the local drive-in restaurant the other morning.
In the news, a former NASA astronaut comes out with the knowledge that aliens do exist and NASA is covering it up. A 6yr old boy is dropped on the side of the road and left alone by his bus driver. And a boyscout porno gone awry.
Matty gives a shortened version of his ignant list. A girl or orca whale gets hurt on a water slide. The parks should start having a height AND weight limit for those rides.
Last, but not least, we listen in to a 911 call concerning an incorrect order at a Burger King. I know the irritation at having your order wrong, but do you really need to call the police? Why waste the cops time over a Western burger. Get a life!!
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Episode 23: Please insert here, in another dimension, hunky policeman, s&m barbie, and the outlaw of the West.
This is a shortened episode because Adam is getting ready for his trip to Washington State. Adam starts out by talking about his recent car experience and the hunky police officer who helped out.
In the news, Christians could start getting arrested in Brazil if they discriminate against homosexuals. In England, families are outraged at the new "S&M Barbie." And a surgeon is being sued for tattooing a patient while she was under anesthesia.
We listen to an audio clip of a 911 call here in Texas of a man who decides to take the law into his own hands. Decide for yourself if we have gone back to the age of cowboys and Indians. :)
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Episode 22: Extra Crispy or Extra Bitchy, Adam's "GEEKY" bad day, Advertising "Suck our cocks, their the best!!", Happy Anniversary and Fuck Off!, Dead Donkey Auction, and Play the music Adam!!
Adam and Matty are crabby, bitchy and Matty is drunk this evening. It's an interesting time to say the least. There's a conversation with Terminally Single Tim, including three ways and Paula Dean, Rock Throwing, and British Kisses...and that's only in the first 25 minutes.
In the News, a man recieves a bill for damage to a police car incurred while retrieving his stolen vehicle. A man buys a dead donkey and then raffles it off, robbery by lightbulb, urine tests, and sawed off pee pee.
In Matty's ignance land, rescued gimpy dolls, crack head attacked by toilet seat, torched yard, and stupid crook returns to crime scene to recover his dropped wallet. We also listen to a naughty british kids show. No wonder those Brits turn out the way they do.
This is the F*ck up show!! Adam forgets about voicemails and starts the ending music early. Then the audio isn't loaded. Will this day EVER end.
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Episode #21: Full moon rants, one-shot, two-shots, three-shots, WHORE, three blind mice and a shotgun, matty gets his ignance song, and Gerbil lovin.
We begin tonights show with rants from the week. What is it about a clearance sale and white trash women? Adam and Matty bitch about their crazy customers this week. There are also stories about the nude pool party, one shot, two shots, three shots, whore.
In the news, a woman shoots herself as she trys to kill a mouse in her trailer with a .44 handgun. Children may be racist if they don't like ethnic food. And woman assailed by swinging genitals in Germany. Adam and Matty would love to be assailed by genitals.
Matty can finally stop his bitching and moaning about an ignance song. Adam put together a theme song for the ignance list. Please send all negative comments to someone else. Any positive comments can go to Adam.
Finally, we listen to a radio news story about a gerbil, two homos, and a paper towel tube. Oh my!! I'm not sure that it's a real story, but it sure is funny.
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